Is your life perfect?
Do you have a wonderful wife, a fulfilling job where you make a ton of money?
Did you graduate college, and were a straight A student?
Do you have great kids, and they are big, and beautiful, and smart?
You don't drink, or smoke, or do drugs?
And you have perfect skin, and perfect hair and perfect teeth?
Your dog even shits in the toilet, and you go to church every Sunday?
You know how to use apostrophe's correctly, and allways know whether the i or the e comes first?
If this the case, feel free to criticize my wife and my family, and how we choose to live.
Granted, I will probably not listen, but maybe you have something interesting to say.
If not, kindly go fix your own life, we are doing just fine without your stupid feedback.
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